I woke up my cat laughing at this
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
So we ask Pizza Hut to write a Black Butler Quote on our box right:
And what the fuck do we get??!?!?!
"Maybe watch a better anime"
WEll you know what Fuck You Pizza guy!!!!
pizza guy knows whats up
I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
aww the bae!
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
This is so great
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
I’ve been laughing at this for three years
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
“When she does an interview, you have to drink every time she says, ‘but umm.’”
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit