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twofingerswhiskey:

dweebscar:

after babysitting kids for 2 weeks know i think ive learnt a thing or two about how children work but the thing that still confuses me is how a child can

  • do a thing
  • when the thing backfires and hurts them
  • they cry and cry and cry and cry
  • and then DO THE THING AGAIN AND EXPECT A DIFFERENT RESULT
  • AND FUCKING CRY AGAIN

notice how some grown adults do this and still have the same reaction

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the daughter of Rowena Ravenclaw.

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stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

sugaredpoison:

Hard to believe he is now captain america.

this and Hagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions 

(Source: supagirl)

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pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

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bonsuperwholockjovi:

boltanna:

oystermother:

philcoolins:

LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW

that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. 

Bitch that’s not a rainbow. It’s a motherfucking force field.

Big Jim Rennie likes this rainbow. 

bonsuperwholockjovi:

boltanna:

oystermother:

philcoolins:

LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW

that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. 

Bitch that’s not a rainbow. It’s a motherfucking force field.

Big Jim Rennie likes this rainbow. 

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twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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professordumbeldore:

professordumbeldore:

do you have 67 protons because you’re a image

If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity 

(Source: year6luke)

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beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

(Source: deadmutation)

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gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

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zackthephotographer:

Boy: can i hug you chicken?
Chicken: of course you can n.n

(Source: hannahbowl)

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nose-nippin-fun:

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

((I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR!))

nose-nippin-fun:

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

((I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR!))

(Source: moveslikecurt)

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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: smallplantfriend)

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